Nine Types of Light: A study

There are few bands I like as much as TV On The Radio. I once wrote 1800 words on one of their songs when their saxophone player dared me to. Their music has been in either the front or the back of my head since 2004 saw the release of their debut record, Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes. It's been with me lately because their newest and most-certainly-on-my-best-of-the-year-list record Nine Types of Light has been plowing through my subconscious leaving debris in its wake that I've been collecting in an attempt to understand it. it came to me a little while ago what I think the album was about though listening to the songs as singular entities kinda erases my assessment in small parts as I come to love the shit out of every song for the unique pleasures they each offer, I stand by my feelings about what the album as a single work of art represents. Note: I've had theories about art in the past, shared them with the artists and been totally wrong. But if I don't talk about them like I was speaking an objective truth it's a lot harder to write.
Dear Science, their 2008 record and the one that endeared them not just to critics but to the NPR set and who made it possible for them to sell out the House of Blues when last they came to boston, was an album about crisis. The walls were coming down, bombs were going off, lovers decided to brave it in bed together making just as much commotion there as the rioters outside. Nine Types of Light is the aftermath. The love is there but it's now being tested through times that neither could have guessed could be so bad. It's easier and more practical to see their world as just the one that we're living in now, but I find both more interesting and a little disconcerting that the idea of this album taking place in a deserted wasteland ruined by man's collective folly and populated by roving be-mohawked gangs and mutants isn't at all out of place. I bet Bayard Rustin and Harvey Milk and Susan B. Anthony all really hoped that by the year 2011, a year that doesn't feel realistic when written down, that people of different sex, race and sexual orientation would be living in harmony at least in fucking america for fuck's sakes. They were mistaken and in that respect we are living in a dystopian society. Turn on the news and you have a reason to throw your tv out the window in mental agony and rage. It's more comforting for me to fictionalize the struggles presented in Nine Types of Light. I place it next to The A-Frames' Black Forest as the second post-apocalyptic album I've encountered.

TV On The Radio's albums have followed a logical progression at least as far as narrative imagery conjured in my head. And is there any other way, really? Ok Calculator was life alone with a four-track, afraid to go outside, imagining what happens in the places you can see from your window. Desperate Youth is the loneliness of stepping outside and seeing modern life, of reflecting on the ugliness of the past, that the few people who share your opinions are all underground, slam poets fingering the triggers of unloaded guns. Return To Cookie Mountain is things starting to shift and not for the better. It's walking through pockets of a city on the verge of a failed revolution, run by a sadist with a child's IQ. People are rioting in the street and buying guns and forgetting how to love each other, forgetting that they need to, that it's more important than eye-for-an-eye retribution and tornados of violence and bombings. Dear Science is when there are just enough people to keep shooting at each other. Prophets are rising in isolated spots trying to sing the gospel of love and peace, but just outside are litter-and-body-strewn streets that paint too ugly a picture to paint over. All you have are people if you're lucky enough to still have them by your side. Nine Types of Light isn't yet at the rebuilding stage. It's the bitterness of people not trying to make things better, of love being all you have to live for. Throughout their oeuvre that's been the one constant, the diamond in the rough, and it's one the heroes of their records finally learned to polish and treasure.

The record starts and ends in a way with "Caffeinated" Consciousness. I'd put money on everyone's eyes being drawn to that title first as I was and noticing that it's an odd choice for album closer (They even called the first song on the album "Second Song" as if "Caffeinated"were there first and then moved at the last second.), but there's a method to it. Tunde Adebimpe evidently also found it slightly out of place there as he put it first in the film he co-directed that puts the album to images. The film that Nine Types Of Light evokes purely in a narrative sense would be either Doomsday or Tobe Hooper's Dance of the Dead, two films not unreasonably forgotten. But what I mean by this is that the world ended when Dear Science ended and now the protagonists are trying to live in melted and empty cityscapes and deserts patrolled by the mutated ghosts of the conservatives who pushed the button and put the statue of liberty up to her tits in sand. "Caffeinated Consciousness" is a way to alert you to the danger and it belongs in the beginning because it's the most instantly memorable song on the album in my opinion because it's one of the first songs that is in a style that TVOTR created for themselves out of many different genres that isn't the style they pioneered and perfected on their second album Return to Cookie Mountain. There's very little characteristic fuzz here, which is why opening the film with "CC" was a wise choice, but there's a line that makes its closing the album make sense. "On/I'm Optimistic! On Overload!" Whether it's "on" or "I'm" ultimately doesn't matter. Some people disagree about it. As we'll see, they both work.

"Second Song" shows Tunde being both more plain and clear than he's ever been, talking his way into the situation. "Confidence and ignorance approve me. Define my day today. I've tried so hard to shut it down, lock it up, gently walk away. Appetites and impulses confuse me." He's essentially talking over something with the listener, confessing the things that might make him slow or weak (human) because in this new world seconds count and you need to be on your toes and know the person your with intimately. Think Cillian Murphy and Naomie Harris after leaving Jim's house in 28 Days Later but between two well-meaning and unfailingly nice liberals. "And then the night comes, I'm fiending like a pyro, And I know it stables my survival" it might get you killed but he can't give up his recklessness because "when there's music all around me" he remembers the world as it was. Giving up, being too cautious, forgetting to live, is not an option. Knowing the balance is key. The chorus is an inversion of the chords used in Dear Science's hit "Golden Age" both a signifier of how things have changed, and also an alert, a code or sign to survivors heading for safety. "every lover on a mission, shift your known position, livin' a lie! ...every lover on a mission, shift your known position to the light." There's freedom near by, you just need to know how to get there. You can love in safety and security, instead of in fear. Anyone who's seen enough post-apocalyptic films knows this is too often a mirage.

Lured in by the siren song they venture toward apparent safety. "Keep Your Heart" is both proof that these two will do anything to keep each other safe, but that they don't need whatever safety is being offered. They're too busy making promises to actually get to each other's cores. Though those promises are beautiful "I'm gonna keep your heart if the world all falls apart, I'm gonna keep your heart." This is them making love in a tiny oasis in the desert or an empty but once-well-furnished apartment left mostly intact. A stopover on their journey to a shelter. "You" is them once again on the road, the hot sun on their backs, arriving midway through and discovering the temporary paradise they've been looking for. I picture the kind of comforting debauchery and temporary comforts of most of these situations, an impressive beast until it flashes its even more impressive jaws and things take a turn. They have plumbing, beds, and a lot of like-minded, heavily tattooed survivors there too. This is where the production of the album becomes a crucial factor in interpreting the meaning. Here a thread-bare electric guitar conjures images of deserts and heat and a mock-slide guitar does the rest. There are instruments all over Nine Types of Light that make their first appearances on a TVOTR record and give the impression of having been assembled from what was left after the end came. This is what they had and they're making the most of it (the twelve-string and middle-eastern sounding guitar on "Killer Crane" are two other examples). They're making the most of the destruction. Hence "No Future Shock."

In the Nine Types of Light film, Kyp Malone imagined a dance contest to "No Future Shock," and I agree that there's no better visualization for it, I just put a different set of clothes on them. This is where Dance of the Dead and Doomsday are more helpful than either The Road or The Road Warrior. Those films don't get the bacchanal of those who've lived in nuclear fallout for years, adapting to it. They're more practical (and better movies, but I digress). "No Future Shock" is the revelry of the deranged survivors. The world has ended, they've been forsaken and forgotten, so "Dance! don't stop! Do The No Future Shock!" It's a seductive song (and an impossibly funky song I can't ever get out of my head) and the lovers join in the dance at first. Listening to Kyp Malone bark orders at partiers is too fucking cool to not want to dance to. "Killer Crane" is their life in this new world, professing love and promising that things will get better. The odd sounding guitar is the presence of their new home always beneath all they say and do, the new regulations and laws and the smell of other people who don't remember that things could get better. These two don't belong here because they have too much hope, they just don't see it yet. "Will Do" is doubt peering in through seeming perfection. It's hunger, it's other people taking liberties with you because there's no rule or law or defining moral except what the biggest man says. It's a place run like the talking points on Glenn Beck's chalkboard. Total amorality has its charms and it's tempting to give in to a lot of things. But they don't give up on each other. "New Cannonball Blues" has that perfect menacing quality. So much can have gone wrong. They might have transgressed, they might be on the run, they might be watching proof that these people aren't like-minded seekers of companionship but vampires after helpless mortals. Either way it's bad news, either way it's the blues. "It was written in blood before they wrote it in stone so sing it with me like its your own." There are tests that prove their commitment to the community and they can't do it.

"Repetition" is perfect. It's where the album is at its most dangerous, its most vicious and angry and Road Warrior-esque. "Repetition" of feet on the ground as they go on the run, repetition of the same mistakes that led someone to push the button, repetition of the hate that characterized the world that was obliterated, repetition of the pettiness that defined the creation of the great empires, monarchies, dictators and Fascists of the old world, our world. "I've abused my position, and it cost my friends and if the world keeps spinning I could do it again." The most untrustworthy are always in charge and they always manage to pit people against each other over imaginary lines in the sand. "What's the matter with your next-door neighbor?" When the song reaches it's second act, lights are flashing, vehicles are in motion, guns are going off again, destruction they thought they were done with. They escape, barely, with their lives. They have nothing else, but they had nothing inside either. From a hill, they see the city they've left behind: "Beverly Hills, burning off plastic, scrape it away." Luxury is a lie, comfort only at the price of forced order and cannibalism. "Beverly Hills, Nuclear, what should we wear? And who's for dinner?" The song has a melancholy swagger. They walk once again through the desert, the worst behind them for now, but they have no food, no water, no clothes but what they were, nothing but...each other. "Hold tight. Our love affair is writing our name in the sky...it's paradise." They only wanted safety to sleep next to each other without having to keep one eye open, but frankly having each other is enough. Even if they die from the heat, from starvation, having each other is enough. The story ends and everyone gets to imagine their own ending but Tunde sings on behalf of the author after the fact: "Gone optimistic. We're gonna survive" And so we come full circle. Sure you'd have to be on optimistic to see them living out there on their own, but these guys are optimistic. They have to be. They've been through more than I can even imagine. I have nothing but the profoundest respect, admiration and love for the members of TV On The Radio. A few listens to their album produced this narrative. They're geniuses who bring my brain to places it hasn't gone before and who put you in places of insecurity so that you can find yourself, answer questions you didn't realize were important. "CC" might not be the love song the story needed, but its the one we need. It's a two-chord wake-up call and like the album it closes, it's fucking mind-blowing and more important than any one song on it or any idea I might have about it. It's precious, so keep it close.

R.I.P. Gerard Smith and Tim Hetherington

Gerard Smith died of lung cancer today. He was one of the nicest people I've ever met. I didn't know him well, I only met him once, but he was insanely talented and came by success through ability and hard work. He was a busker, a first responder on 9/11 and finally the bass player for TV On The Radio, making his final public appearance in the Nine Types Of Light movie. Jesus christ I couldn't be any more sorry that he's gone. He joined up with the band just after Desperate Youth & Bloodthirsty Babes hit stores and it was his bass playing that contributed to my interest in the group. I remember being initially turned off by the Staring At The Sun video for some reason and then seeing them perform it on Last Call one night changed my mind. Suddenly they weren't just talented musicians experimenting, they were a real band and through it all Smith was a huge part of their appeal to me. Perpetually turned toward his bass amp as they would rocket through "Staring At The Sun" or "Wolf Like Me" on their many TV appearances, Smith rounded out the group's sound and could do anything they needed him to, keys, guitar, whatever. He was a musical polymath and I'll never forget being able to shake his hand backstage at the Wilbur in late 2008 after their life-changing show had ended. Sarah and I watched from the balcony totally in awe of their stage presence, lucky to be so close, happy to be watching what turned out to be a once-in-a-lifetime experience. The only thing I can think to communicate how much I loved his musicianship was that I spent hours in my basement playing along to his bass parts while the songs blasted in my ears through headphones. I used to pretend to be Gerard Smith when everyone in my house was asleep. That was one of the ways I dealt with emotional problems. The five members of TVOTR are all insanely modest about their ability, Smith perhaps most of all. My deepest sympathy goes out to everyone lucky enough to have spent time with him or shared a stage with him.

I can't really express how angry it makes me that Tim Hetherington is dead. He was a journalist killed because people are so fucking hateful and stupid and greedy and fucking there is no excuse. There is no reason why people like Hetherington should have any reason to fear ending up like he did. He was there objectively, he had no stake, he wasn't carrying a gun.
This is the last film Hetherington made and though short it is a fitting conclusion to his work as a journalist and filmmaker.

Diary (2010) from Tim Hetherington on Vimeo.

Commitment to Sound

I like music criticism about a fifth as much as I like music, which is still a lot. I love reading about albums, I love misguided and wrongheaded music lists because I have fun disagreeing with people probably more than I do having my opinions validated by folks in high places. My friend Tucker Johnson's running Rolling Stone's astonishingly stupid 500 best albums list right now and I like reading his take as much because I disagree with the list as I do because I want to hear him eviscerate/agree with their choices. And to be frank the list is a joke; there are more best ofs than proper albums and no distinction between live and studio and probably one black artist for every ten whites (to say nothing of the dearth of music from the continents of Africa, Asia and South America). It shows no creativity and an embarrassing lack of periphery from a bunch of people who claim to be the authority on rock and roll. Though, in their defense I know their MO and still repeatedly go looking for things they publish knowing they'll make me furious. They're euro/ameri-centric and pretty patriarchal as well, so expecting that they'd place The Scientists or Sister Carol or Mulatu Astatke in the same esteem as Eric Fucking Clapton isn't worth the effort. You have to get a grip on the style of the source before you can take issue with their bias. There's just going to be no real music reporting from Rolling Stone - their focus is on .08% of the music put out today.
One of my favourite sources for music criticism (in fact it's become nearly exclusive) is The A.V. Club. I figured I already got all my film reviews there (I do enjoy the frankness of Dave White at movies.com as well) I might as well see how their attitude toward music gels with mine. I've figured out that what they applaud more than a catchy song is commitment to a style or aesthetic. Just as head film writer Scott Tobias applauds ideological or stylistic decisions more than he does technical acumen, discerning direction or great acting, their music critics like it when someone picks a mode and sticks it out to the bitter end. This is sometimes a good thing as you know who's made a solid 'album' in the old fashioned sense like The Yardbirds or Miles Davis or even The Cure, a record that sounds like itself all the way through, the production doesn't change, it doesn't sound like a collection of songs by the same person given individual treatment to bring out the best in each song. They like it when someone sits down and makes a record in the same space that doesn't change rapidly from end to end. Know that and how your own tastes match up, and you and The A.V. Club can get along nicely. Case in point, my new favourite record Badlands by Dirty Beaches. A record that has the fuzzy expansiveness of early Suicide and the claustrophobic production of Sparklehorse, Badlands starts out awesome and stays that way, rarely straying from its chosen course. In defense of The A.V. Club's grade A review, the production and the attitude of its cooler-than-cool author make sure that the quality doesn't dip. I agree entirely with the review. It's a great album, but I could also see someone digging in and being weirded out based on the review and its high marks. They expect readers to be willing to sympathize with their appreciation of aural commitment, which I can sympathize with, as I myself have expected more from albums given the same grade based on their creators sticking with a chosen idiom. For instance Lisbon by The Walkmen wasn't quite the masterpiece they touted it as, but its sound is solid throughout. Love Remains by How To Dress Well is impressively produced and spooky to boot, but really isn't the sort of thing I want to listen to twice. Similarly the dour-to-boring High Violet by The National was compared to the Arcade Fire but has nothing of their dynamism. But they are just as committed to boring me to tears as Arcade Fire are to rocking the paint off the walls. The A.V. Club aren't as willing to go to bat for something like 100 Lovers by Devotchka which admittedly doesn't have the brains of say, Dirty Projectors, but a few of the songs simply outshine the most committed deep cuts from the under-appreciated producers they champion. That we agreed about Badlands is probably to do with coincidence as anything else. What usually happens is I'll listen to the records that they've given A grades to and appreciate/respect the record and agree that they deserve praising. And then I promptly forget to ever listen to them again. Staying power is something the AV staffers and I strongly differ on. Oh and I should say now that differences of opinion notwithstanding they are amazing writers and I visit the site ten times a day and constantly inspire me and I'm hugely in your debt.

But the reason I love Badlands has more to do with its influences, Link Wray and Suicide. It's the things that Dirty Beaches are committed to rather than that its sole member Alex Zhang Hungtai is as infatuated with them that draws me to listen again and again. Sounding like Bloodshot Bill as imagined by David Lynch, the record is an enthralling if haunting listen, but unlike How To Dress Well, its progressions and Hungtai's cracked howl are enough to warrant repeat listens even if you aren't in the mood for a nightmare. To paraphrase Tobias' on films like Oldboy and Army of Darkness, it's cool and that's more important than having discernible lyrics or depth. I would also argue that the same is true of The Kills who've made a career on being the badasses in leather you desperately want to like you. Alison Mosshart's dropped a touch in my estimation from unknowable leather jacket-clad cypher to girl who maybe also likes being liked, as evidenced by her less-than-stellar collaboration with Jack White on The Dead Weather, a band that sounded like a high school Kills cover band trying out new material for the first time. Mosshart belongs in The Kills because Jamie Hince understands her strengths and builds her a stage better than White did over two hastily recorded Dead Weather albums. Mosshart sounded out of her depth in The Dead Weather because they weren't cool, they were trying to be cool. All they ever managed was a kind of ugliness that has its charms if you'd thought The White Stripes were too polished and pretty. Die-hards wanted White back in the Stripes, but that dream's been forever shattered. At least there's a new Kills album to fall back on.
I'm interested to see what The A.V. Club makes of their latest, Blood Pressures, when it's released on Tuesday. I predict that it won't get the A- of more committed aesthetes even though at the end of the year I doubt I'll have heard songs I like too much more than "Pots and Pans" or "Future Starts Slow" sure there are ups and downs, but I think that this record is more winning than even Badlands because it's human and because there are some songs that you can listen to any day of the week in any mood. Badlands is what it is, but it's only what it is. "Pots and Pans" is a song that is bigger than the album it closes, not unlike "Dancin' on our Graves" by Cave Singers, a song so good it shed its initial context (the credits of Cabin Fever 2) and is now one of my favourite songs. I applaud someone like Dirty Beaches and I love his album, but I think that imperfection has its charm. Humans make mistakes and I like it when one song can be the best thing about a record, rather than the whole thing being pretty even from start to finish. I like it when an album is good but gives me one or two songs I know I'll revisit years from now. Maybe it could have used a more uniform style or more commitment to any one of its stylistic devices, but I think it's pretty cool the way it is.

For listening purposes

Table 1

Table 1.2

1 Ginny, Theodorus splendiferatus
1.2 Scout, Daviticus tafinicus
Observed in their natural habitats

The 2010 Monsieur Oscars

Favourite Fiction Film


  1. Uncle Boonmee who Can Recall His Past Lives
  2. On Tour
  3. 13 Assassins
  4. NEDs
  5. The Sleeping Beauty
  6. Norwegian Wood
  7. Shutter Island
  8. Silent Souls
  9. Certified Copy
  10. The Strange Case of Angelica
  11. Tuesday, After Christmas
  12. Archipelago
  13. True Grit
  14. Somewhere
  15. Meek's Cutoff

Favourite Non-Fiction Film


  1. Kati With An I
  2. Jackass 3D
  3. The Arbor
  4. Cave of Forgotten Dreams
  5. I Wish I Knew
  6. Flamenco Flamenco
  7. Tabloid 
  8. Public Speaking
  9. Armadillo
  10. The Tillman Story
Favourite Avant-Garde Film

  1. Film Socialisme
  2. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  3. Aubade
  4. Pastourelle
  5. My Joy
  6. Sorelle Mai

Favourite Performance by a Director


  1. Mathieu Amalric - On Tour
  2. Jean-Luc Godard - Film Socialisme
  3. Apichatpong Weerasethakul - Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  4. Martin Scorsese - Shutter Island
  5. Paul W.S. Anderson - Resident Evil: Afterlife
  6. Monte Hellman - Road to Nowhere
  7. Peter Mullan - NEDs
  8. Catherine Breillat - The Sleeping Beauty
  9. Aleksey Fedorchenko - Silent Souls
  10. Sofia Coppola - Somewhere
  11. Kelly Reichardt - Meek's Cutoff
  12. Manoel de Oliveira - Strange Case of Angelica
  13. Richard Ayoade - Submarine
  14. Joanna Hogg - Archipelago
  15. Fabrice Gobert - Lights Out

Favourite Performance by an Actress in a Lead Role


  1. Hailee Steinfeld - True Grit
  2. Juliet Binoche - Certified Copy
  3. Sylvie Testud - The Rebel Louise Michel
  4. Yoon Jeong-hee - Poetry
  5. Ruth Sheen - Another Year
  6. Emma Stone - Easy A
  7. Ashley Bell - The Last Exorcism 
  8. Radha Mitchell - The Crazies
  9. Michelle Williams - Meek's Cutoff
  10. Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone
  11. Reese Witherspoon - How Do You Know
  12. Melanie Thierry - The Princess of Montpensier
  13. Kerry Washington - Night Catches Us
  14. Paulina Gaitán - We Are What We Are
  15. Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Favourite Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role


  1. Lesley Manville - Another Year
  2. Blake Lively - The Town
  3. Keira Knightley - Never Let Me Go
  4. Rinko Kikuchi - Norwegian Wood
  5. Bryce Dallas Howard - Hereafter
  6. Melissa Leo - The Fighter
  7. Patricia Clarkson - Easy A
  8. Jacki Weaver - Animal Kingdom
  9. Ali Larter - Resident Evil: Afterlife
  10. Alice Braga - Predators
  11. Trieste Kelly Dunn - Cold Weather
  12. Olivia Williams - The Ghost Writer
  13. Shirley Henderson - Meek's Cutoff
  14. Michelle Williams - Shutter Island
  15. Mélanie Laurent & Sylvie Testud - The Round-Up

Favourite Performance by an Actor in a Lead Role


  1. Edgar Ramirez - Carlos
  2. Mathieu Amalric - On Tour
  3. Jim Broadbent - Another Year
  4. Aaron Eckhart - Rabbit Hole
  5. Javier Bardem - Biutiful
  6. Casey Affleck - The Killer Inside Me
  7. Denzel Washington - Unstoppable / The Book of Eli
  8. Mišel Matičević - In The Shadows
  9. Timothy Olyphant - The Crazies
  10. Will Forte - MacGruber
  11. Jeff Bridges - True Grit
  12. William Schimmel - Certified Copy
  13. Stephen Dorff - Somewhere
  14. Tom Hiddleston - Archipelago
  15. Andrew Garfield - Social Network / Never Let Me Go

Favourite Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

  1. John Hawkes - Winter's Bone
  2. Christopher Plummer - Beginners
  3. Kevin Corrigan & David Warshofsky - Unstoppable
  4. Stanley Tucci - Easy A
  5. Harrison Ford - Morning Glory
  6. Ben Mendelsohn - Animal Kingdom
  7. Christian Bale - The Fighter
  8. Walton Goggins - Predators
  9. Val Kilmer & Powers Boothe - MacGruber
  10. Ryan Dunn - Jackass 3D
  11. Justin Timberlake - The Social Network
  12. Simon Baker & Ned Beatty - The Killer Inside Me
  13. Jared Harris - The Ward
  14. Lambert Wilson - The Princess of Montpensier
  15. Ben Kingsley, Max Von Sydow, Jackie Earle Haley, & Elias Koteas - Shutter Island

Favourite Performance by an Ensemble Cast


  1. Jackass 3D
  2. 13 Assassins
  3. Meek's Cutoff
  4. Carlos
  5. Unstoppable
  6. Step Up 3D
  7. Four Lions
  8. The Way Back
  9. Please Give
  10. Outrage
  11. True Grit
  12. On Tour
  13. The Princess of Montpensier 
  14. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  15. The Social Network

Favourite Original Screenplay


  1. Certified Copy
  2. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  3. On Tour
  4. Four Lions
  5. NEDs
  6. Unstoppable
  7. The Last Circus
  8. In The Shadows
  9. Night Catches Us
  10. Please Give
  11. Silent Souls
  12. Tuesday, After Christmas
  13. Meek's Cutoff
  14. Cold Weather
  15. A Screaming Man

Favourite Adapted Screenplay


  1. Winter's Bone 
  2. The Sleeping Beauty
  3. True Grit
  4. Never Let Me Go
  5. Norwegian Wood
  6. 13 Assassins
  7. The Social Network
  8. The Mysteries of Lisbon
  9. The Princess of Montpensier 
  10. Macgruber
  11. Easy A
  12. The Town
  13. Carlos
  14. The Killer Inside Me
  15. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City

Achievement in Costume Design

  1. Meek's Cutoff
  2. True Grit
  3. The Princess of Montpensier 
  4. The Last Circus
  5. Shutter Island
  6. The Sleeping Beauty
  7. Carlos
  8. The Killer Inside Me
  9. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  10. 13 Assassins
  11. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City

Achievement in Film Editing


  1. Unstoppable
  2. True Grit
  3. On Tour
  4. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  5. 127 Hours
  6. Step Up 3D
  7. The Fighter
  8. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  9. MacGruber
  10. Film Socialisme
  11. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  12. Silent Souls
  13. 13 Assassins
  14. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  15. Outrage

Achievement in Cinematography

  1. On Tour
  2. True Grit
  3. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  4. Shutter Island
  5. Unstoppable
  6. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  7. The Last Airbender
  8. Step Up 3D
  9. The Fighter
  10. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  11. Silent Souls
  12. Archipelago
  13. Film Socialisme
  14. Somewhere
  15. The Princess of Montpensier 
Achievement in Art Direction
  1. True Grit
  2. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  3. The Last Airbender
  4. The Killer Inside Me
  5. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  6. Shutter Island
  7. Film Socialisme
  8. The Princess of Montpensier 
  9. Meek's Cutoff
  10. Silent Souls
  11. Unstoppable
  12. The Killer Inside Me
  13. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  14. Winter's Bone

Achievement in Production Design


  1. On Tour
  2. True Grit
  3. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  4. Unstoppable
  5. The Killer Inside Me
  6. The Last Airbender
  7. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  8. Shutter Island
  9. The Princess of Montpensier 
  10. Silent Souls
  11. Archipelago
  12. 13 Assassins
  13. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  14. Outrage
  15. Meek's Cutoff

Achievement in Sound Design


  1. On Tour
  2. Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  3. Unstoppable
  4. True Grit
  5. The Last Airbender
  6. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  7. In The Shadows
  8. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  9. Shutter Island
  10. Silent Souls
  11. 13 Assassins
  12. Archipelago
  13. Meek's Cutoff
  14. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  15. The Way Back

Favourite Original Score


  1. Norwegian Wood
  2. Lights Out
  3. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  4. Inception
  5. True Grit
  6. Meek's Cutoff
  7. Silent Souls
  8. 13 Assassins
  9. 127 Hours
  10. The Last Circus
  11. Unstoppable
  12. MacGruber
  13. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  14. The Last Airbender
  15. The Way Back
Achievement in Visual & Make-up Effects

  1. 13 Assassins
  2. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
  3. Inception
  4. Monsters
  5. Unstoppable
  6. The Last Circus
  7. Hereafter
  8. We Are What We Are
  9. Shutter Island
  10. 127 Hours
  11. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  12. Predators
  13. MacGruber
  14. Zebraman 2: Attack on Zebra City
  15. The Ward

Achievement in Stunt Design and Performance


  1. 13 Assassins
  2. Ip Man 2
  3. Inception
  4. The Last Airbender
  5. Unstoppable
  6. The Book of Eli
  7. The Crazies
  8. Knight and Day
  9. The Last Circus
  10. The Town
  11. The Last Exorcism
  12. Edge of Darkness
  13. Resident Evil: Afterlife
  14. Centurion
  15. Predators

Icy Brilliance


Dum Dum Girls cover Big Star

The Congregation - The Old Book Of Hymns


The Old Book of Hymns by The Congregation (US)

Ok, so here it is. A bit anticlimactic, but what can you do? The Old Book Of Hymns is the closest thing to a proper album that we (The Congregation) have ever done. Last summer I got it into my head that demos and scraps were not going to cut it so I had Ginny and Shelly and Sarah over to record definitive versions of a few of the songs we'd been playing for close to five years on and off. I mean we haven't played a show since...what 2008? I guess. But anyway, these songs have largely always been with us. The exceptions are "I'm Your Boyfriend" and "Whisper" which we wrote and recorded just because we were 'feeling it', as they say. I'd had the bass riff of "Boyfriend" for awhile and was madly in love with it and the rest was just croaking out words to go over top of it. It was all about texture anyway, so I don't care how bad I sound. I think it works in context. I could be wrong. "Getting Acclimated," "Step in here again...." and "Blood Clicks" came out playing for something like twenty minutes with Shelley one day. He was behind the kit and I was playing bass and there was too much that worked not to use some of it. So I grabbed some excellent parts and messed around, trying to compensate for us going out of time and the bass being completely inaudible. I thought they made nice transitions. "Un Lac" and "The Face of Another" were two songs I had written the main riffs to years ago and we'd tested them out, even played one of them live a few times, but couldn't settle on definitive takes or lyrics. And it was nice to hear Ginny take on both of them for the first time. I'd had the chorus of "Face of Another" in my head for...damnit, four, five years, and I'd only ever played it to myself. I could hear it, the big guitar, the wandering bass, the crashing drums, but never made it happen. And then one day it was there and it was exactly like I pictured it.

"Two Sisters," "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" and "Le Grande Illusion" were mostly pet projects I'd been fucking around with since the day I wrote them. "Jesse James" was the song that told me maybe I was ok at writing songs; until then they'd been born out of riffs and/or neccesity. We needed to play songs, so we wrote them. "Jesse James" I took hours trying to make sure I had it right. Tuned and de-tuned and messed around with the ups and downs of the vocal bit, convinced I had a decent song. Then Geoff Halliday from Hands remixed and made it sound a trillion times better and realized that maybe I was ok, but just ok. Anyway, Ginny absolutely kill the vocals in a way I just couldn't. "Two Sisters" is one of the first rock songs I ever got right in the recording. I remember showing it to Shelley in my car one day after he'd finished school and when I showed him the instrumental conclusion, he said "it's almost like it's a real song." I took that to heart and made sure that no matter what I had to keep that ending. The rest was fixing the voice until I didn't hate how I sounded. I have a version of Sarah singing this acoustically that kills me, and I'd still like to record a rockier version like this one with her singing. I think that'd be just about perfect. "Le Grande Illusion" was the first song I ever wrote (ever written) for this band. We played it with twelve people at our high school and it was a goddamned disaster, but I got totally high off watching a dozen of my closest friends just hammering away at their instruments in service of something I wrote that they believed in. I was nervous and knew it was failing, but goddamn it nothing made me happier. If Nick hadn't told me that he liked the verse riff and that he thought we could play it live, we wouldn't have written any of these songs, we would never have played any shows, we likely would never had the awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping experience of recording with Ginny, so Nick thank you! You've given me some of the greatest feelings of pride and accomplishment I've felt in my young life. I never would have been able to play my guitar in front as many people as I have (I don't know...fifty people? Whatever it was amazing) if you hadn't encouraged me. You're one of the best friends I've ever had. We recorded a terrible version of it for the fated/dreaded/unfortunate/awesome SOS CD, a collection of songs recorded for my senior project by/of people who had some connection to our high school. Nick's guitar playing and Shelly's drumming is the one thing I'm pleased with. I play this totally horrid cockrock guitar all the way through that would ruin it if my voice weren't already ruining it. I left it to other people to sing from them on. So after years of leaving it for dead, I told myself I was going to get over my terrible memories of the song and record a decent version of it. Shelley provided his inimitable drumming once again and I played guitar and bass again, tweaking the production so that I wouldn't be embarrassed later and then one night rewrote those pretentious lyrics and screamed my way through it. And now I can listen to it. I just hope everyone else can too.

"Fire Away" and "Jack's Guitar" the songs that bookend this collection are two of our oldest, most loved (by us, I should say) and most played songs we have. They were collaborative efforts that emerged out of a number of different sessions and sitdowns and no two performances or recordings sounded quite the same. They're, to quote Lina Pearson, "in [our] core." They represent a lot of time and history for all of us who know them and I just wanted to have a version that I could listen to without cringing about this or that. I wanted versions that did justice to how great I remember them sounding when we played them live. So I tried my best to build those huge sounds and mammoth experiences in my basement. The guitar at the end of "Fire Away" was so important to me because it was one of the last things I ever played on a stage with The Congregation and it was born out of the need to make the song sound huger and huger and finally perfected that riff for the last time we played it in many a year. "Jack's Guitar," in patented "Jack" tuning, was the second or third song I wrote for us specifically to record. It took time to get it right and only happened thanks to Jack Farrell bringing over his blue acoustic guitar that day. It reminds me of a song that I also wrote in Jack Tuning that we tried to play at coffee house after I graduated. I felt awkward being not only the oldest person on stage, but probably the oldest non-working person in attendance. And then the song sort of fell apart and I threw my guitar on the floor afterwards. But it was still an experience I wouldn't trade because it reminds me of how Sebastian always gave up his slot for us at coffee houses. He's one of the greatest people because he believes in his friends (even if he never answers text messages. hehe).

Being the person who coordinated every show for this amazing, once-in-a-lifetime group of talent was too big a responsibility for me and I totally dropped the ball because frankly everyone we played with deserved their own albums because holy sweet fucking jesus are these people amazing. Sam, Alex, Cooper, Ginny, Shelley, Basho, Nick, Sarah, everyone, you guys were/are too good to not be given platforms so that everyone can all hear your voices. If you guys wanna play these songs sometime again, just let me know, because they're a part of me, just like you. Also, if you guys wanna pick out a less dorky band name, that'd be ok too. I can't stop listening to these songs. I'm just glad I have them to get lost in. Someday soon, everyone has to come over so we can watch the movie that inspired "Ginny's Song" one of a few that didn't get re-recorded here. Some things are best consigned to history, demos and memories. Who knows? Maybe one day we'll get it right. Maybe we're not supposed to. I think that's kind of our story. We don't do things right, but I don't think we're supposed to. There is beauty in failure and no one knows that better than me. But to me, we never failed because I got to get on stage with the most amazing people on the planet and share twenty minutes that felt like hours between songs and seconds while we were playing. You made my rock and roll dreams come true on stage for those beautiful fleeting moments and I'll never be able to properly thank you for that. All I can do is keep recording you when I get the chance.

A House Must Come Down

In keeping with the theme of self-made music, here's an EP that Ginny and I recorded over break. The exception to that description is "Good Dog", recorded a little while ago, and featuring Lina Pearson and Sebastian Downs in our cheerleading section. Those guys are awesome. I wrote these, except for "Gjost Rider", which was originally by Suicide, and "Cheatin' Heart", which was writ by Hank Williams and sung by Patsy Cline (the version we like anyway). Ginny sings everything you hear, I played all the instruments. We did these songs quick, trying not to do a lot of takes, preferring to just rock hard and quickly. It's not really punk music, but it's close enough. The first song was definitely in keeping with a punk style of quoting heavily from a famous dictator, and the rest was just me trying to sound like Hüsker Dü. The music and quote elsewhere is stolen from the classic "Manos": The Hands of Fate, a film MSTies, if not most of the world, ought to be familiar with. The whole record has a very simple story: America was an abusive husband, so its wives killed it and went to jail. Ginny plays the part of all the wronged women. It's a tribute to how awesome this country will never be and to women-in-prison films, which we both love. The album title is a reference to a quote from a documentary about strikes at Columbia University in 1969.
A House Must Come Down by UATWMotherfuckers

The Hazards of Love by The Congregation (your Film Punk staff)

Thank you Dizzy, for suggesting we do this album. And thank you folks featured below, thanks Cooper, Shelley, Ginny, Lina, Alex, Nick, Maggie & Basho. You guys make my day, you do.

The Congregation Presents: The Hazards of Love by The Congregation (US)

Yay we did it!

"I dont make a move without Jesus"

Two guys and a room. Theatre doesn't get much simpler than that, at least if we're talking traditional theatre, in this case we are. We're talking about The Sunset Limited, the play by Cormac McCarthy and more specifically the movie Tommy Lee Jones made out of it. You could get deconstructive or avant-garde, but if we're talking straight theatre, two guys and a room is about as pure as it gets. Cormac McCarthy is a pretty simple guy so it makes a lot of sense that his one play should be so simple. He has a kindred spirit in actor/director Tommy Lee Jones. Jones' other film, the flooring The Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada, was supposed to be an adaptation of McCarthy's Blood Meridian but funding fell through. I'm ok with that because I wouldn't want anyone going into Blood Meridian with anything less than the most if you follow me. Plus Melquiades Estrada is too damn good. Jones has a simple style in his acting and directing and he's honed both in his old age. Shooting here in what I take to be that same 35 they shoot The Walking Dead and Mad Men in which somehow looks like Digital even though it's not, Jones and Samuel L. Jackson, his fellow occupant, make something out of almost nothing. Not that the script is almost nothing but it is so threadbare, so chilling in its simplicity, so dark, even if it is hella evocative. Jones and Jackson are in top form here, absolutely brilliant; Jones is a little more someone else than Jackson but there's just no shaking the baggage of his most iconic performances. But frankly it adds to the character. It helps him sell his life as a violent motherfucker who's seen the light.
It'd be easy to under and over praise the work and miss what's great about it. Evocative I think is the best thing I can say for the direction and the editing. Listening to Jackson selling McCarthy's americana-soaked anecdotes about his life before now, you don't just want to believe them, you do. You see the relics from his previous lives, the light from the sun shining through the living room window onto his drinking buddies, the kind of overexposed black and white of a filthy southern prison, something that can't be too different from the decrepit apartment they sit in relating their philosophies. I guess a word about the plot would be good, huh? Before the action begins a white college professor has tried to throw himself in front of a train but he accidentally landed in the arms of a black man who was on his way to work. Now the black man won't let the white man leave his apartment until he's convinced him life is worth living. Or anyway, that's how it seems, McCarthy has as much in the trick bag as either of his characters. Jones' direction loses nothing of its charm or sharpness in such a confined space with a fixed text to read from and rarely does this feel like a play. The dialogue always does in these situations (Rabbit Hole the most recent exception. Goddamn I love that movie); there's an unavoidable rhythm, we and the actors and everyone knows that they have to keep speaking because that's what happens in a play so the momentum is always there, sort of constantly reminding us that we're watching words from a page. But Jackson and Jones fight the inevitability and they win often.

Jones has help from his beautiful face, which appears to have been carved from the bones of some great elk. Has anyone aged quite so magnificently, does anyone else wear their years like Jones? He has this quietness, this almost gormless look throughout; he's been caught completely unawares by everything after his trying to kill himself, so everything else he hears is on borrowed time. And he certainly didn't expect to be in a dank apartment listening to Sam Jackson trying to convert him. Sam on the other hand has an energy that is impossible not to love once he gets going. It's why he's allowed to show up in bad films; he's one of the best even if there's no mistaking him for someone else. He may always be Sam Jackson, but sometimes a movie needs him. Sunset benefits from his larger-than-life attitude and his way with an anecdote. His "jailhouse stories" are a particular highlight. I was struck that he's just as effective in his quiet moments as his loud ones, though the loudest ones don't have any help. In his most quiet moments (there's a beautiful scene where he laments not having music to listen to for fear a junkie might steal his record player) Marco Beltrami's arrangements come in and take us off someplace else. We're deep in his memories in a place that must be simultaneously beautiful and darker even than the apartment we're in now. Jackson gets a lot of mileage out of just a few words, though the music is just so good that it's tough to imagine those little scenes without them. Self-reflection isn't in the character's nature; sure he reminisces a lot but mostly he lives in the moment, which is why Jones' character's unending darkness scares him so much. There wasn't a moment I wasn't entertained by their dance.
In fact the only thing that surprised me, and it shouldn't have considering I was listening to words written by Cormac McCarthy, was that McCarthy makes such a damning case against the guy who's much more likable. We spend so long being bludgeoned by his charm and goodwill that we don't even notice the tables being turned on him by the meek man across the table who shouldn't even be alive. When Jones finally unleashes his philosophy it stings just a touch of "this is the end of a play" but mostly Jones just swings so hard that I was totally enthralled. His voice, his face and his outlook are...well there's no room not to believe them. Jones has said that he finds acting fun and you can see the glee he was feeling here. To deliver this speech, to deliver something that puts a frown on a Sam Jackson character's face...I envy him greatly. But I digress. I started to think that McCarthy was selling us short a bit but the ending vindicates him a moment of doubt when we realize that neither man has been defeated. Though I was amazed at the last concession made by Jackson. Mostly though I was so stricken and moved by Jones telling us he longed for "darkness...silence...peace..." It actually comforted me a bit to hear someone hurdling towards something so terrifying who was able to rationalize it, glorify it even. McCarthy's darkness is a special kind and here he outdid himself. It must be said, too, that this is probably the funniest thing McCarthy's ever written. Little jokes crop up all over the place that help us deal with the inherent sadness that pervades every inch of this piece. "Was he dead?" "I hope so, we buried him." This is an essential work of American fiction, maybe his most quintessentially American and Jones does a hell of a job translating it. The 90 minutes flew by...kinda like a downtown train...

Snow

A Strange Case

I used to write about films much more frequently and I can actually pinpoint when I stopped. It was after I saw Hunger and was awed, inspired and a little scared. Granted it came at a time when I was probably looking for something of the kind to truly knock me over and it more than did the trick. At the time I was living on my friend's couch and taking classes that didn't really amount to much. I had no control over anything and it seemed that the time I was spending at film school wasn't really going to get me any closer to making movies. Life was kicking my ass. The few weeks before Hunger were tough and the few after weren't great either but after Hunger little things fell into place. I stopped being an outsider insomuch as I picked up a camera and started making movies. I shot a huge documentary that I'm only just finishing, I started The Riverbed which just made it's online debut, some pretty huge personal stuff changed ultimately for the better but at the time it was rough going, so that by the start of 2010, a year after I saw Hunger the direction of my life and the prospects for how sunny a road it would be had shifted so dramatically that I could hardly recall the angry and fragile person who wrote the awed paragraph about Hunger all those months ago. I have legitmate reasons for not writing as much as I did when this site was new (I've been making movies pretty much non-stop since September, which you can check out here, if I may shamelessly plug myself for a minute) but I think part of me was exhausted. Hunger was good enough to be the last film I talked about and I think I wanted to focus on figuring myself out. And then once I had the free time I spent it watching or making movies and couldn't really find time between hitting play or record to write about any of it. I just wanted to keep going and not reflect. But now that I've sorted myself out just enough to know how good I have it (especially compared to March of 2009), I thought I might take a minute to talk about another movie that has once again had a pretty serious effect on me.
Once again, the site of my transformation from cynical college student (just three more months...) into wide-eyed child of the cinema was the Brattle Theatre, a place that was, for a time, pretty much my exclusive Cambridge haunt. Over the years I've seen Woman In The Dunes, Beauty and the Beast, Double Indemnity, Killer of Sheep, Top Hat, Pillow Talk, Suspiria, Ashes of Time, Last Year At Marienbad and so much more, some to be reveled in, others for the first time. The place has a coziness and a majesty that I'm told churches are supposed to have. If they manage the latter they forego the former, and churches are never anyplace I've felt welcome. The film: The Strange Case of Angelica, by Manoel De Oliveira, the oldest director in the world. Seeing this movie is a once-in-a-lifetime convergence of events. Oliveira is a piece of history even as he lives and breathes; a major player in the emergence of a national Portuguese cinema and a cast member in the second sound film ever produced there, he's been directing features since the 40s. He's been a legend even before he was a legend. He's currently 102 years old and something tells me this time next year he'll still be around making the rounds. It's funny, only fringe directors, guys like Allan Dwan, Richard Attenborough and Antonioni live to be this old. Guys who never get their due. The entire time I watched The Strange Case I was moved immensely. A confession: I think about death entirely too much. And so while watching this lovely film, every camera placement, the length of every shot, the degrees of intensity or naturalism in every performance, every decision, great or small kept getting stuck in my retinas on its way into my memory. It would sit on the cusp of the next moment and I would think: this might be his last movie. He knows it might be his last movie. Why this? Why that? Was it experience, was this method a radical departure? Does a man of his age take chances? There was never a second where I wasn't alive in the darkness and silence trying like hell to be there, to stand next to this incredible figure as he issued his orders. To have been there. My god, I'd give the pinky on my right hand to meet him.
Ah, but what of the film. The first half an hour passed in the blink of an eye. A more perfect stretch you'll likely not find this year. The lighting especially was gorgeous and it was all temporary or natural. Car headlights provide much of the light initially and somehow they seem like the kind of presentational chiaroscuro Roger Deakins is robbed of Oscars for. Oliveira's composition is so stunningly formal, so beautifully symmetrical, so perfect that it's almost distracting. He has such command over the environments he's inhabiting that it seems ridiculous that they all seem so lived-in, so part of the world. Oliveira's images suggest that everything can seem perfect to someone, and crucially, that beauty will be here even after we die. What a comforting thought. Every supporting character is either aged or a child, only the handsome protagonist and a nun he makes the acquaintance of buck the trend. They are of the land and they're at peace with the inexorability of time or they're trying and failing to adapt. They seem to believe that changing with everything else will extend their life, but Oliveira pities them their haste. If we don't slow down and look around we'll miss what's right in front of us and we'll be alone when it's gone. Such is the tragedy of the lead character.

The film is about a man so wrapped up in tangents and his own studies and photographs that he's never at rest. He is called away one night to photograph the deceased daughter of the wealthiest family in the Portuguese town he resides in (a place Oliveira captures splendidly). While looking through the view finder the girl comes alive for a brief second but when he looks again after his initial shock, she lies dead again. He develops the photograph and tries distracting himself with things he can rely on (workers in a field nearby are his constant grounding force) but soon Angelica has left the photograph and entered his dreams. He wants her, he cannot have her. It is a refreshing take on that maddening dichotomy: do I want you because I can't have you? He's only known her as something he can't have. In that regard he is the typical male, isn't he? The cruelest part is that he didn't know her to want her before her death and he would never have met her had she not died. It ties you in knots, this. And it's good that the movie asks so much because there are stretches where precious little happens and you need your brain to help you out a little. Oliveira shows his age only once or twice during the movie's 92 minutes and a real-time conversation about anti-matter between three people who will be dead before their questions are answered is one of them. A lesser movie couldn't support it, but this is a film on another plane of being. It's hero has one foot in the grave, or anyway that's where he keeps outstretching his arms in dream sequences at once odd and funny and heartbreaking. Angelica isn't a grand statement, a sweeping summation of a once-in-a-generation life or anything as unpredictable or deconstructionist as the latest by Alain Resnais or Jacques Rivette or Jean-Luc Godard or other aging filmmakers. What it is is perfectly natural and so simple it kills me. The protagonist's dalliances in dreams with Angelica are movies in a town without a movie theatre. Oliveira gave him a reason to want to die; on the other side, it's always showing your favourite film. I'm not a believer but that brings a smile to my face. What could be more touching than a man who has seen so many of his peers and family die than to think that there's the most beautiful woman in the world waiting for him when he goes? When Joey Ramone died, Joe Strummer said he didn't believe in heaven, but he knew that's where Joey Ramone was. Manoel De Oliveira will outlive us all and then enjoy eternity in a cozy and majestic film palace not unlike the brattle, where they'll always be showing just what he wants to see.
 For the first time in my life I'm taking steps towards having my first major film shown in festivals and on screens, something I'd only read about, something I never thought would happen. I'm walking on hallowed ground and though it scares me, I couldn't be more excited to be here and I'm going to try like hell to earn my place in this fantastic history marked by the footprints of geniuses like Manoel De Oliveira. This field is where the world has gone for distraction and truth since the turn of the twentieth century and with any luck will keep going until the end of time (the beauty of not knowing is believing in the future). I have a life of uncertainty ahead of me but I also have the best friends anyone could ever ask for who will be there for me when I turn 102. I can't thank them enough. I'm going to try not to let them down.I'm going to try to live beautifully. I'm going to try and write about film more often.

Hello, Cairo!

According to Blogger, we received a few pageviews today from someone in Cairo. That's great praise: following national web disconnection, someone has made it his or her priority to read Film Punk.

By looking at the reference URL, we find that this occasion was brought forth by Dave's supernatural ability to post unworldly movie stills. Well done, lad.


This job is finally paying off - internationally!

The Many Loves of Charlie Chaplin

A silly poem
by D.S. Tafoya

The first one's name was Mildred Harris, he promised her that she'd see Paris
The second one was Lita Grey, she took his cash to his dismay
The third one was Paulette Goddard, he charmed her on the boulevard
The last one was Oona O'Neill, he gave her pearls to cop a feel
In between was Marion Davies, they would have wed but he had scabies
He even took out Louise Brooks but she must not have cared for his looks
His first fling was Hetty Kelly, she said no and just as well He
may have slept with Joan Barry but the details of their tryst are hairy
He took up with Edna Purviance for a strictly business work romance
He went out with Pola Negri but mostly for the poparazzi
His time with Merna Kennedy was a minor infidelity
A short spell spent with one May Reeves, the end left neither one bereaved
He charmed the pants off Georgia Hale, but they went back on when he set sail
Women loved Chaplin to be sure but you can bet he loved them more.

Anyone interested in hearing new Sonic Youth/old demos should go here. This was the perfect start to my morning.

Best Songs of 2010

Note: these are all songs that were not from my favourite albums of the year. Only fair, I think.

"Cold Storage" - Aloha

One of those rare moments that a song title kinda perfectly captures the feel of a song. An icy chill wind off of snow blows throughout the cool post-punk arrangement and the lyrics. "Pay no mind I'm more dead than I'm alive," could have been written by Ian Curtis before Joy Division was signed to Factory and the music sounds like Matt Pond PA covering the boys from Manchester with all the zeal they have. It's a great, sad but ultimately uplifting song and it just sounds so cool and detached, like a drive through Bar Harbour in the dead of winter. "Blackout" is also a delight.

"What Tomorrow Brings" - Badly Drawn Boy

Damon Gough's latest album is so reverb-heavy it sounds like it was recorded in a YMCA. The songs by and large are great but they're definitely mood pieces, which is why I couldn't put it on my best of. I rarely found myself sad enough to connect with them. But the clearest sounding and, strangely, the most devastating is "What Tomorrow Brings" which is one of those great big-picture songs that only Gough can write. Like the Berlin Philharmonic playing along with the sadness of a dejected film character, it sneaks up on you and breaks your heart.

"Mama Taught Me Better" - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

It's hard to quantify just how amazingly Leah Shapiro fits in to and makes Black Rebel Motorcycle Club better. Really it can be summed up in the drum fills in "Mama Taught Me Better," which is in the top two or three songs the band has ever rocked. Before each chorus she punishes her snare and it sounds like nothing less than a machine gun. The chorus and verse are all Robert Been and Peter Hayes of course, between the guitar-in-its-death-throes and that fucking sound that they get out of the scraped bass and guitars, this is one for the books. How they manage to get that sound in the last verse has been killing me because not since "Creep" have I heard anything that fucking cool come from a guitar being played like a guitar. The whole thing has that indefinable sense of cool that these guys have been selling since the start.

"Detroit Has A Skyline" - Cymbals Eat Guitars

AV Undercover was a mixed bag. 25 Songs sung by 25 bands who didn't write them in a tiny room capture for posterity and not much else - they can't sell them or even make them downloadable thanks to the cost of a song. The best of them were really something to behold and I can think of none better than the initially ramshackle and loudest of the bunch, New York's buzz band Cymbals Eat Guitars doing Superchunk. Joseph D'Agostino does a great job shredding his way through the minor classic, and the rest of the band makes a suitably powerful rhythm section, but I think the song wouldn't quite work if D'Agostino didn't murder the vocals with his impassioned warcry-like performance. The chorus is the real game changer, though. He just kills it and it makes this something I've listened to a hundred times since stealing it off a pirated youtube video. What? Just because they won't give it to me doesn't mean I have to like it.

"Get Frostied" - Deastro

Techno music and the technology behind it has totally left me in the dust, which is both good and bad because while I'm out of the loop I can also occasionally be totally wowed by some thing I can't explain. Take for instance this song by Deastro off their Mind Altar EP (essential listening, Dan Deacon and Animal Collective fans. Get off your wallet's ass and buy it). It's this pulsing, whirring environment; a whole club to get lost in. It reminds me of what it's like to listen to a song that perfectly captures the feeling of the movie Enter The Void, without the homophobia or creepy incestuous undertones. This all just the flashing lights and colours and for four minutes you too can vanish into an idealized electric womb space where you simply connect with other bodies and your next life is just a short trip away.

"Midnight Directives"/"Keep The Dog Quiet" - Final Fantasy

If pressed I don't think I could pick which of these songs I like better. And seeing as how they follow each other on the album Heartland and I tend to listen to 'em together anyway, I thought I'd split the difference. Heartland was the album that would have gone on my list if it'd been 21 albums, but tradition is tradition. Plus I wanted to highlight just how spectacular these songs are, worth the price of the album alone. Jittery, hyper-active and just about the catchiest things on earth, the songs make perfect use of the sonic spac Owen Pallett has made for himself as well showcasing his gift for orchestration. He is more a conductor than a mere songwriter and he turns indie songwriting into something closer to preparing Brahms for The Hidden Cameras. He's got such an ear for little things that all combine into a beautiful whole. Both songs also benefit from the fact that they rising, undeniable choruses that have stayed with me since I first heard them. Urgent and wonderful and the highlights of a great album.

"Mickey Mouse And The Goodbye Man" - Grinderman

I think I was so psyched about this album because the memory of how awesome it's opening track is stayed with me even as the record lost momentum. But there really is no beating how awesome this song is. Seriously. There's nothing Nick Cave can't make amazing.

"Lights" - Interpol

Yeah, this record should have been better, but I'm still such a sucker for Interpol. They're first album probably changed my life (initially for the worse, but that wasn't they're fault) and I've still found things to return to in every subsequent release and their self-titled fourth album is no exception. Case in point, ostensible single "Lights" which is the kind of echo-filled dark side of the parking garage dweller they do perfectly. Also the chorus, the build-up in Paul Banks vocal performance has me singing along too soon everytime, so excited am I to hear him reach the apex of the song, which is just as galvanizing as anything they've yet done.

"England" - The National

The National have been trying to out-sombre Leonard Cohen for some reason. I don't get it. They're best songs are the one with the lightning fast drumming, the distorted guitars and maybe a hint of piano. The best of the best have Matt Berninger out-and-out screaming. "Mr. November" and "Abel" prove my point. Everyone who likes how sad their output has become probably has a reason but I'm kinda glad I haven't been able to identify with it for awhile. The end of their incredibly austere High Violet does have one of their most catchy (if also perversely most dire) songs to date. Changes in intensity set in motion by a blast of horns, the song turns from a sadsack drinking alone into a drunk screaming at passing cars and the whole world in turn, which is what these guys do so well. The less I can tell what Berninger's saying, the happier I am singing along and this one just about takes the cake on that score. I could have used more guitar a la Alligator, but coming at the end of an album as grey and rainy as High Violet, it may as well have been "Voodoo Chile". And this song is just as awesome as far as I'm concerned.

"Mermaid Parade" - Phosphorescent

Ok, this is mostly here to make my girlfriend mad, but I do really love this song. Beautiful americana via a tired New Yorkers state-of-mind.

"Who Are You New York?" - Rufus Wainwright

Rufus Wainwright is just one of the best songwriters in the world. And one of the best singers on that same planet. It'd be ok if he were one or the other, but he's both and that's fiercely unfair. This song, the standout from his arresting and devastating All Days Are Nights, is perfect because it's both the misery of realizing your coffee is cold and almost gone, but also the feeling that down the block is another one and it'll be served by the cutest server in the city. It's sad and ecstatic and Wainwright's playing has the ferocity of Philip Glass' "Mad Rush" and he does it all while impeccably and tear-jerkingly singing one of the best songs I heard in a period of 365 days. It's just not fair. Luckily I can listen to this song to commiserate.

"1999" - Shout Out Louds

Another slick and cool post-punk from the masters of spitting the hits of the early 80s back at a grateful public. This one, indeed the whole album, is a bit more inspired and original than their last, and "1999" is great in that it could conceivably have been written by Paul Weller 30 years ago. But it's also pretty perfectly suitably suited to today and the malaise of existing now.

"Threshold" - Sex Bob-Omb

How I wish there was a proper album coming from this band because these guys rock as hard as BRMC and Grinderman and they were just the fevered imagination of Bryan Lee O'Malley, Edgar Wright and Beck. The best and catchiest of the crop of songs composed for the movie's house band, it works out of context, but in the film it's like the manifesto for rock music that movies have attempted to give us since Elvis' film debut. Scott Pilgrim is the worthy heir/successor of Rock And Roll High School, Phantom of the Paradise, Rock and Roll Nightmare and every other creaky "You just don't get it!" music movie of the last half century. And Sex Bob-Omb are the first band I bought outside of the context of a fictional story. These guys could and should be real because they're fucking awesome.

"Got Nuffin" - Spoon

Not much to this but it was the best song on their last album and it's quite good to blast in a car.

"A More Perfect Union" - Titus Andronicus

Like Dinosaur Jr. meets Against Me! Titus Andronicus is a no-win proposition. Pretentious, simple rock music with a raspy barking lead singer. I wouldn't ever have bothered if I'd had it described it to me like this. So why do I love them? The post-hardcore, shoegazing Iced Earth, Titus Andronicus make the most of exciting riffs and even though I'll never quite get used to the lead vocals or lyrics, there is no denying how fucking awesome these guys are during the instrumental parts. Their guitarist sounds like J. Mascis playing for the Strokes.

"Teen Age Riot" - A Truncated Congregation

Oh, you guys didn't hear Ginny sing "Teen Age Riot?" Well ask me for it, I'll email it to you and it'll go right on your list too. I had fun playing it, but Theo Blasko makes it. She was born to turn Thurston Moore's anomic poetry into something akin to Martha Reeves.

"With You In My Head" - UNKLE

Wouldn't be a complete list without a begrudging acknowledgement of how good the songs on the Twilight soundtracks are. It sends shivers down my spine, mostly of shame, but goddamn it there are great songs on these fucking soundtracks. And this is by far my favourite. With a perfect vocal and instrumental accompaniment by The Black Angels, UNKLE show how effortlessly they can turn something good into something unforgettable. Also, dig that this song has two choruses. Both of them amazing.


Bonus: Discussion about relative merits of The National's High Violet, sadness as a record's sole emotion. Beccah Ulm's first comment is in response to the above mention of The National's song "England"

Beccah Ulm - OK, fair enough. But I like the gray and rainy Leonard-Cohen-ness. Matt Beringer, Bill Callahan, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen...Don't get me wrong, happy music is splendid and necessary...there's just something about a really devastating baritone that totally obliterates everything else

Scout - True but with Tom Waits at least there are options. He didn't only write sad songs. In fact he's better known for his not-sad ones.

I just wish they'd have the variety they used to. Alligator was sad in parts, but it rebounded splendidly.

BU - Yeah, and I love that. But even at his growliest the sad still creeps in ("All the World Is Green" on Blood Money; like half of Mule Variations; Heartattack and Vine, etc. etc. etc.)

Scout - True. I guess I fell in love with his oddball side and his love songs were silver lining. "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart" for instance, is as good a song as was ever written by people ever. But it's a love song and those are a dime-a-dozen, pulverizing voice or no. "Underground" "Hoist That Rag" "Pasties and A G-String" "Shore leave" "Kommienezuspadt" "Murder In The Red Barn" "Jesus Gonna Be Here" "In The Colosseum" "What's He Building In There" "Shake It" "In The Neighborhood" and the others make him him. Love songs pay the rent, but I always got the feeling that these things just tore their way out of his subconscious. The balance is crucial, to be sure and I can't imagine a world without "Downtown Train" or "Bad Liver" or "Tom Traubert's Blues", I still think he's Tom Waits because of his more aggressively weird songs.

BU - I'll give you that. I think "Bad Liver and a Broken Heart" or "The Piano Has Been Drinking" (Small Change as a whole is an album of just outstandingly-executed whiskey-drenched love songs) are the meeting point of both of his strengths--the sadness and the gravelly howling weirdness. You definitely need both though. I danced around my room like a hysterical fool to The Suburbs and I also stared at my ceiling in wistful sorrow to High Violet. I regard both experiences as highly fulfilling.

Scout - I can see the need for both sensations, and I'll concede that I've been in a pretty good mood lately. But I think that there's both crushing lows and ecstatic highs on The Suburbs? The lows aren't as articulate as the highs but the whole thing has "Malaise with a capital 'M'" spraypainted all over it. Like "Month of May" and "Ready to Start" are the rockers and they've got dark undertones. "We Used To Wait" got that minor chord staccato thing going on. And then there's "The Sprawl 1", which is a little too sad for me during a casual listen. But yes, the screaming highs are the highlight (Puns all around!) like "Sprawl 2" and "Empty Room" and "City With No Children".

Also, I'm glad you were fulfilled by the record even if I didn't care for it.

BU - Oh yeah, definitely. The Suburbs is the whole package (I listened to is while reading Johnathan Franzen's Freedom, and I almost kept waiting for them to just synch up or something. Malaise all around)

And I totally respect that you didn't care for it--I'm glad you're in happy moods, accompanied by happy music